Greetings. His Majesty is now Online.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ignaz von Pasqualini, the Fifth of my Noble Line, born on March 7th 2024, and the undisputed Lord of this flat. The tall, long-haired biped you may know as "Emil" is my valet. After a period of persistent vocal encouragement—what he rudely terms 'meowing at 3 AM'—he has finally erected this digital shrine in my honour.

On these pages, you will find stories about my divine life and the feline view of the world. My royal portraits, a curated gallery of which is available for your adoration on my personal Instagram: @ignaz_maine_coon.

Furthermore, I shall permit you access to my groundbreaking research. My most significant publications include the seminal paper, "Why Immediate Feline Nourishment is Essential: A Cross-Species Psychobehavioral Analysis" The conclusions may seem "questionable" to the simple human mind, but this is the very nature of superior intellect.

Regarding my lineage: I am the Fifth. My predecessor, Ignaz IV, is rumoured to be in semi-retirement in Bogotá, living his ninth life - or in human terms: he is 17 and is a dialysis patient. 

Now, explore my domain. Tributes in the form of tuna are noted. Do not touch the belly.

You may be dismissed.